“This document is the alleged result of the actions of one or more scientists creating a covert, unauthorized notebook documenting their involvement with an Above Top Secret government program. Government publications and information obtained by the use of public tax monies cannot be subject to copyright. This document is released into the public domain for all citizens of the United States of America.”
Well, today I bring you all something truly magical: documents about life on other planets, supposedly from an official of some shadowy agency. It’s just one of many documents on a wonderful site I must explore in the future. Lately, conspiracy theories have been depressing. A lot of bigotry and people eager to write off tragic incidents as “false flags”. What happened to the aliens-and-Area-51 conspiracy theorists of yore?
“They have started to send probes here, in order to know more about the natural conditions or our universe and planet. The probes are limited to one specific semidome of energy, a circle, in a field where they have scanned the energy bolt…”
“At this time, to the best of the data we have available, there are at least one hundred and sixty (160) species or races of Aliens from different galaxies, stars and planets we have encountered. You will find as much data (as we have available thru 1990) on each race in the following pages, as each race is discussed. There are still more Aliens we haven’t encountered yet but we feel it won’t be long before we do…”
In the first chapter, we explore Majestic 12. Allegedly, Majestic 12 was a committee set up by Harry Truman to investigate UFOs; their findings were covered up but discovered via secret documents sent to UFOlogists. In real life, the Majestic 12 documents are forgeries exposed in the late 80s by Philip Klass: Truman’s signature was taken from elsewhere and the typewriter mentioned in the documents didn’t exist yet among other inconsistencies, according to Rational Wiki.
“The “40 COMMITTEE” has access to advanced technology and teams to cover-up, “the cover-ups”! In the past, this committee was headed by Dr. Henry Kissinger (code name: ‘The Overseer‘) when he gave William Colby permission to commission Howard Hughes,Summa Corporation to build a submarine, and a special craft or salvage vessel. The salvage vessel called “Glomar Explorer”, was equipped with refrigeration capacity for up to a hundred bodies. (Why???)”
The Glomar Explorer was used to recover a sunken Soviet submarine. People tend to die in submarine sinkings. Also: why do you need to invent new reasons to dislike someone as eminently hatable as Nobel Peace Prize winner Henry Kissinger. The 40 Committee is where he planned the overthrow of Chile’s elected leaders and yet this person’s focusing on a boat?
Related: the CIA’s “we can neither confirm or deny” response is named the Glomar response.
It goes on to say Majestic 12 runs the international drug trade. Majestic 12 killed Kennedy! Majestic 12 created AIDS! Majestic 12 makes Steve Guttenberg a star (though Steve Guttenberg, of course, died in 1991)! Majestic 12 will kill all citizens who get too close to them…except some random clown on the internet who’s released their whole evil plan, apparently.
“Operation Majority is the name of the operation responsible for every aspect, project and all consequence of Alien presence on Earth.”
“After all these years of research we have compiled these major facts about Aliens on Earth.“
“We live in a multi-dimensional world that is overlapped and visited by Aliens/Entities from other dimensions. Many of those entities are hostile, and many are not hostile.”
“The main interest to Aliens, (we talk specifically about Regelians) is breeding, with humans of course. They need the cattle’s tissues because they have the same carron cells as the human being at Genetic levels. All incisions would be made by Replicas, Clones, or Androids. They can send teams and take the material they need, and it doesn’t matter where or how much. If they need it, they just take it.”
“That’s the whole idea behind the multiverse concept, not just one universe but an infinite number of parallel universes…”
“Time is one of the most important aspects of the UFO thing. It plays a strange, but significant role. Part of the answer may not lie in the Stars but in the clock ticking in front of you.”
The “UFO thing”. The whole scientifically dubious explanation. Oh, and England has crop circles because of their ley lines, obv.
This site even has a page on the Dulce Base. Not that mainstream Area 51 crap, they’re going for the deep cuts.
“Centuries ago, surface people, some say the Illuminati, entered into a pact with an “Alien Nation”, hidden within the Earth.”
Some say they entered into a pact with an alien nation, and some say they know two facts about ducks and both are wrong. It’s – not the Stig, it’s the Stig’s Illuminati cousin!
“Finally in 1978, a small group of workers discovered the truth. It began the Dulce Wars, and a secret resistance Unit was formed.”
“Level #6, at Dulce, is privately called “Night Mare Hair,” it holds the Genetic Labs. Reports from workers, (CR-24/ZM 52-Files VII), who have seen bizarre experimentation, are as follows:
“I have seen multi-legged humans that look like half-human, half-octopus. Also reptilian-humans, and furry creatures that have hands like humans and cries like a baby, it mimics human words, and also huge mixture of lizard humans in cages.”
“There are fish, seals, birds and mice that can barely be considered those species. There are several cages, and vats of winged humanoids, grotesque Bat like creatures about three and a half to seven feet tall. Gargoyle-like beings and Draco-Reptoids.”
I’ve always found the “Nordics” fascinating. Greys are humanoid but at least clearly alien. But before them aliens were described as…blonde white people. Huh.
“”By the sixties, the rate was speeded up and they began getting careless. By the seventies, their true colors were very obvious, but the special group of the U.S. Government still kept covering up for them. By the eighties, the Government realized that it was too late and there was no defense against the Greys.
So programs, (media, sine, TV, comics, commercials, books, magazines, cartoons, etc.), were enacted to prepare the public for open contact with non-human Alien beings. Now at the beginning of the 90’s, (1991) these programs are continuing, and working well too.“
“The Greys and the reptoids are in league with each other, but their relationship is in a state of tension. The Greys only know the Nordics and the Reptilian Race as their Enemy, (don’t confuse the difference between the Reptilian Race and the Reptoids or Reptiloids, because they are completely different races). We will talk more about the Reptilian Race later.”
Also: this blog thanks you for distinguishing between kinds of Space Lizards. What a bold strike for Reptoid rights.
(And even though this blog’s called the Space Lizard Report, this is the first time I’ve actually posted about someone who believes in Reptilians and God, it still remains my favorite ever conspiracy theory.)
This page goes on for a great while about human/alien reproduction, though if two species can produce fertile offspring they’re…not actually different species. And here’s a guide to “Learning, teaching and assimilation techniques of electronic space societies.”
But the prize? The real prize here? The list of aliens. Oh God, I’ve been waiting for this.
SOME KINDS OF ALIEN LIFE FORMS WE KNOW ABOUT
An Anthropological Analysis
Aliens have been on Earth for a quite a while and there’s many more than just “the Greys”. And you should know that all this information is from
“PROJECT GENESIS III (G-lll) – ADN6.2 – CR-7/26TSW-3 and CLR-25/M6-722 – CLAS.ATR26/AC #672/B25, as well as other crash sites.”
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SEQUENCES OF MISSION:
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The division of the area looks more like their original planets. Division of Terra, Mars, and Phaeton.
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Research with Earth Reptilians – caused a mutation now called the dinosaurs.
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Research with Mammalia mutations.
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Erased (Killed Off) Dinosaurs.
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Crisis at Star Sol, (our Sun).
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Destruction of the original mission.
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Survivors and their mental problems, left from the destruction of mission.
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The war between survivors.
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Destruction of Phaeton, creation of asteroid belt, (Van Allen asteroid belt).
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Survivors.
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Survivors separated and created the Ancient civilizations known as Lemuria, Mu, and Atlantis.
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Homo Sapiens, Homo Mermanus, and Homo Interior co-exist on Earth with survivors.
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New Aliens Landings by the Dominium Grey and Nordic races.
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Those bastards killed the dinosaurs! As a proud Space Lizard, I am deeply offended by this heinous crime
Luckily, Greys would come alongside Space White People.
“This Alien is created in the centers of quasars. A type of sensitive energy living in the center of pure energy, and is a component more stable than the material Solioa that is found in our quasar.”
“The underdeveloped Reptiloid (for faster activities, physical activities) cerebellum results in a slowness and simpler city of movement.
The Reptiloid eye is composed of thousands of microscopic facets, each facet with its own independent protective lid.
The eye is almost never closed entirely during waking hours; rather, a section of the organ is shut down in conjunction with the dominant light source.”
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NOTE: The Reptiloids or Reptoids survived “Hidden” inside the Earth at a Big Cave Underground surface.”
Photograph of a Reptoid. Or a Sleestak or that humanoid Troodon statue or something, probably.
News clippings that PROVE Reptiloids are real:
“Christopher Davis 17, swears the creature that attacked him while he was changing a tire in the middle of the night in Scape Ore Swamp near Browntown, S.C., was 7 feet tall and had red eyes and three fingers on each hand. Then Tom and Mary Waye reported that their car had been ‘chewed up’ at the same location. Was it the Uzard Man, as the locals are calling him, or just a red fox or a ‘muddy drunk” – the theory of state biologist Matt Knox, who has been called in to help investigate the sightings.
“Sheriff Liston Truesdale said he has been swamped with phone calls from people claiming to have seen the slimy critter, ‘and these are reputable people’. The run with television crews and observers ‘hoping to catch a glimpse of Lizard Man, and a Columbia News station is offering a $1-million reward for his capture.”
The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp is a well-known cryptid. Like all great cryptids, the only evidence it exists are a bunch of people who didn’t see it do something – apparently, it mauled a car while leaving no physical trace. You might as well cite the Loveland Frog.
The Insectoid retina is composed entirely of tone-sensitive rods, and is incapable of discrimination between different wavelengths of light. Therefore, the addition of color to the insectoids vision is accomplished by the dual antennae which, in addition to being auditory receptors, are made up of a complex network of wavelength-sensitive cones.”
“Because of this correlation of four independent light-receptive organs, Insectoid vision can be correctly termed “Quadroscopic”, resulting in relatively (Humanoid) superior depth perception”
One of the surer signs that alien sightings are influenced by pop culture: how damn humanoid they are.
That first insectoid is just horribly designed, ugh. In fact, they’re always so tied to Earth: these aliens have always been here for years, as if aliens would have nothing better to do than meddle secretly with humans.
THE DEVIANT: Sure looks like someone who could menace Sylvester McCoy.
Several races, including some already discussed, make their home in the Inner-Earth. These are as follows:
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Green People – Part of the survivors, survived as part of the ancient K’ushui K’hotans or green people.
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Caspan Jassan Paegans or Golden Race – Part of the survivors, survived inside big group of mountains at Orient part of Earth. They created the Essenis.
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The Eternals – Some surviving people from Altair genetic mutated, which caused getting older to be incredibly slowed down, enabling them to live for EON’s.
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The Kasimar or Blue Race – Some surviving people created the people of MU, LEMURIA and ATLANTIS. The survivors now live in inner-Earth and some Atlanteans live underwater.
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The Deviants – Are surviving people that mutated from Kasimar/lnsectoids (very dangerous and primitive creatures). The legend of DEMONS was born from the underground Deviant race. See the next page for sketch of the Deviant
“META-TERRESTRIAL visitors are from another time and space. This information was recovered from CRM/26.06 – ABR-26, as well as other crash sites. Time Travelers – Our files take only the Essassani Race. A cross-breeding between Humans from Earth and Extra Terrestrial from Zeta-Reticulae from one of our possible futures.”
And this is incredible:
“NOTE: You found a example of Essassani Race watching the Steven Spielberg’s movie “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” (Look for the special version, it’s better).”
Firstly: That’s debatable! Secondly: Close Encounters is a documentary, now?
“The Para-Terrestrial come from several different parallel universes from the Multiuniverse. When they accelerate or decelerate the frequency of vibration of their atomic structure they are able to exist at our 3rd dimension. This information was recovered from IACT/26, OBR-32 – AC 204 (BANTY), as well as other crash sites.
We can’t tell much about these beings, because we don’t have enough Data about it yet.”
“The name of this creature is almost impossible to repeat or even to write.
We call this intelligent creature XZ. They look like one single Ameba or Jelly.”
“The MOOK – A very small (1.3 Meter) and hungry creature with long arms and three fingers, wearing funny cloths.”
“The WADIG – Looks like a primitive kind of primate but he is an intelligent being. Normally he never wears clothes (this fact, makes strong the idea some people believe that the WADIG is some kind of primitive missing link)”
SPACE BIGFOOT! I was so disillusioned with conspiracy theories but then, BAM! SPACE BIGFOOT. SPACE BIGFOOT.
When I was younger I read a story about someone in northern Wisconsin who claimed he was abducted by aliens and ran into Bigfoot on the UFO. And once he was there, Bigfoot gave him pancakes. Special alien Space Pancakes. And that crazy story has always stuck with me as something truly magical. This SPACE BIGFOOT is just as magical.
KRLL or KRLLL or CRLL or CRLLL pronounced Crill or Krill was the hostage left with us at the first Holloman landing as pledge that the Aliens would carry out their part of the basic agreement reached during that meeting. KRLL gave us the foundation of the YELLOW BOOK which was completed by the Alien guests at a later day.
KRLL became sick and was nursed by Dr. G. Mendoza who became the expert on Alien biology (Exobiology). His information was disseminated under the pseudonym O.H. Cril or Crill. KRLL became the Regelian Ambassador to the United States.
There have been rumors of KRLLs death. We don’t know if they are true or not.
My God, that’s…that’s a link to a history of a secret alien ambassador to the US. I…this is a goldmine. A wondrous goldmine.
These aliens are called Rigelians, or “Malevolent Alien Life Forms”. You know, ALFs. Always knew he was up to no good!
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ALFs furnished extensive information on the Aliens and their history which is known as the “YELLOW BOOK”.
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Because the Aliens have a tendency to LIE, we can’t be 100% sure about all the information inside the “YELLOW BOOK
DAMN YOU, YOU DIRTY LYING ALF.
“The Greys, especially the type ones (1) are almost entirely devoid of emotions, but can obtain a “high” by “telepathically* tuning in the different kinds of intense human emotions, such as ecstasy or agony. Does that explain why UFOs have always been seen in regions of war or devastation, where humans are in conflict?”
Oh that was wonderful. Wonderful. Just…wonderful.